I'M GOING TO SUE!!!!!!!!

This happened in New York. They sue for everything there. A businessman was in a establishment where he incurred an injury to the face inflicted by an employee. If he's married he is going to have to explain to his wife that he got the injury to his face from a stripper who swiveled and caught his face with the heel of her shoe as she was giving him a lap dance. Can you sue for that? Only in America.

WISH I WERE THERE

Today is my grandson, Aiddin's birthday. Today is the real day but they had the party for him yesterday. The reason I say I wish I were there is because he lives in Shiner, Texas which is, according to AAA, 1234 miles from my home and you can't drive it in a couple of hours and I'm to dang old to drive straight through. They had his other grandma and grandpa there along with other family members and friends. The kids played games and ate while the adults tipped a few brews and enjoyed the weather of 84 degrees while I sat here in 36 degree weather. When it came time for cake, the candles were lit, Aiddin was up on a chair leaning across the table to get a good line at blowing out the candles. Grandma was there repeatedly telling him, blow Aiddin blow. This somehow got to him and the smile that was once on his face disappeared. With a glare toward grandma he took a handful of frosting and pitched it at her. She got it full throttle smack dab in the middle of her blouse. She didn't think is was fully but the rest of the crowd were in stitches. Kids will be kids and boys will be boys. Happy Birthday Aiddin.

BANG-DANAS ARE HERE!!!!!!!

This is not an advertisement. Just like you I asked myself, what is a bang-dana. I know that if my wife were here and one of the times she lost her hair to chemo, she would have loved one. It seems that Mary Donley is the inventor of this wonderful creation. When Mary's sister was diagnosed with cancer, Mary knew she would be losing her hair, so being a retired hairdresser and a retired nurse who had been sewing for 52 years came up with the idea of making "bang-danas" with hair and puffiness on top to simulate a full head of hair hiding underneath the bang-dana. This is a wonderful idea and I wish her a lot of luck in her venture. If you are interested about this item you can reach them at the following website, meanwhilebymary.com or call (765)563-0050 or617-7434. The name of the company of Meanwhile by Mary. They make individually handmade alternatives to a wig. I checked out this site and it's real and unique.

REPLY TO KAREN'S COMMENT

Thank you for your comment. If you have nothing better to do and your going to be sitting at home watching basketball anyway. Why not.
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Thanks for the comments, it nice to know someone is reading my blogs.

GET WHAT?

This bit of information comes from the Oregon Urology Institute. If you are one of the millions of guys who sit in front of the television set during college basketball's March Madness, get a VASECTOMY. Yes I said vasectomy. If you are thinking about getting one do it the day before the basketball games start because it will take two to four days to recover from the procedure. The Institute Administrator reserved a dozen appointment slots for March 19, the day before the NCAA Tournament. He said 15 slots were filled by Thursday afternoon. That sounds like a good deal. This way the wife or girlfriend won't be bugging you to do things around the house or apartment. Just say doctor's orders, I have to take it easy.

NO FRENCH KISSING

In today's paper I came across a article about French kissing. It seems that a law has been put into effect that would require any adult who French kiss a child younger than 13 years of age to register as a sex offender. Should you kiss a child using your tongue you would be guilty of a misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and a $2500.00 fine. The bill now goes to the Governor who says he supports the legislation. Now they should look into other things that would require such action. If they put their mind to it I'm sure they would come up with something. Did I mention this law is effective in Virginia.

THE AMISH COOK

I'd like to let you know about a delightful column that I look forward to reading Wednesday in my local newspaper, The Times, formerly the Hammond Times. Getting back to the column, being a guy I never thought I would be reading a column in the food section especially about a Amish family, their ups and downs, moving from one place to another and their traditions. Every week Iovina Eicher tells of what went on in the life of her family, sisters, brothers and everyone else that makes up her family. But the added attraction to this article is the Amish recipes she provides. One day I just might try one and that may be today. Today's recipe it a cinnamon coffee cake which sounds yummy. I hope you will look in your paper's food section to see if this column is available to you. If not you can visit this column at www.amishcookonline.com. I'm sure you will enjoy it.