NO FRENCH KISSING

In today's paper I came across a article about French kissing. It seems that a law has been put into effect that would require any adult who French kiss a child younger than 13 years of age to register as a sex offender. Should you kiss a child using your tongue you would be guilty of a misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and a $2500.00 fine. The bill now goes to the Governor who says he supports the legislation. Now they should look into other things that would require such action. If they put their mind to it I'm sure they would come up with something. Did I mention this law is effective in Virginia.