GET WHAT?

This bit of information comes from the Oregon Urology Institute. If you are one of the millions of guys who sit in front of the television set during college basketball's March Madness, get a VASECTOMY. Yes I said vasectomy. If you are thinking about getting one do it the day before the basketball games start because it will take two to four days to recover from the procedure. The Institute Administrator reserved a dozen appointment slots for March 19, the day before the NCAA Tournament. He said 15 slots were filled by Thursday afternoon. That sounds like a good deal. This way the wife or girlfriend won't be bugging you to do things around the house or apartment. Just say doctor's orders, I have to take it easy.